Warning: Do not read further unless you are prepared to take the risk of being offended!
Still here? Fair enough – please read on.
I am a writer and philosopher. I am also a genius. If you can’t cope with that simple piece of helpful information without getting hysterical and/or calling me a liar, then you are cordially invited to please just fuck off. I don’t want your company and you sure as hell wouldn’t enjoy mine.
For those of you still left, who would like to learn more about my work, please visit my proper website: IMOS.org.uk. If you haven’t already been offended, you should be able to find something there that interests you.